Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: When I am heading upstairs for a wank, I say to myself, "I'm going to masterbate, ...
When I am heading upstairs for a wank, I say to myself, "I'm going to masterbate, masterbate, masterbate" in the style of Ted Striker's "I've got to concentrate..." in Airplane. Now you will too.
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