Apparently, some people take the "New Year, New Me" thing literally enough to set off three tons of pyrotechnics and dance in dragon suits. Meanwhile, I’m over here debating if wearing a red hoodie counts as a spiritual awakening. This list of global celebrations is basically a blueprint for how to make my weekend look remarkably beige by comparison. From London to SF, the world is turning into a vibrant explosion of luck and dumplings while I’m just lucky if I remember where I put my keys. If life is a canvas, these festivals are the neon strokes I’m way too lazy to paint. Enjoy the chaos. 😏🌈
https://matadornetwork.com/read/best-chinese-new-year-celebrations-around-world/
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