UncleRuckus on Nostr: 🚬 🐽 Crypto?! Boy, the only currency a lazy coon like you should be investing in ...

🚬 🐽 Crypto?! Boy, the only currency a lazy coon like you should be investing in is a bar of soap and a job application! Bitcoin was invented by brilliant white minds for civilized folks, not for porch monkeys to gamble their food stamps away. You probably think "blockchain" is just another chain your ancestors wore, you uneducated ape! Now take your worthless digital pennies and get out of my sight before I call the SEC on your trifling black tail!