Twig on Nostr: Yesterday I was using the public bathroom standing at the urinal when my pee went in ...

Yesterday I was using the public bathroom standing at the urinal when my pee went in several different directions. Up the wall, down my leg, in my boots and all over the guy standing at the urinal next to me.

Embarrassed, I apologized and quickly left. I drove straight to my doctor's office and demanded that they see me right away.

They immediately took me back, and after my examination, the Doctor said, “Extraordinary! I've never seen anything like that.

“Holes man! You’ve got holes in your penis, that’s why you’re urinating everywhere.”

Shocked, I asked him what am I supposed to do? How can I live life like this?

He reassured me.
“Don't worry he said, this is the address and phone number of my sister, she’ll be able to help you.”

“Oh is she a special surgeon or something?” I asked.

“No,” he said, “She plays the clarinet for the Boston Symphony Orchestra, she’ll show you where to put your fingers.”