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Metaboloofa
Exfoliate That Weight!
"Before I found Metabaloofa, I couldn't control my cravings. Now, whenever I get hungry, I just take a small bite."
Child: "We call him loofy!" [munches gleefully]
🎵'Metaboloofa, metaboloofa, go on a diet and wash your pits.'🎵
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2026-05-15 01:12:31 UTCEvent JSON
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