Noshole on Nostr: Two wild things that happened to me today: 1. When I put my onion snorkel on, there ...
Two wild things that happened to me today:
1. When I put my onion snorkel on, there was a centipede inside that tried to crawl up my nose.
2. I was scrolling while on the treadmill and totally fell off backwards.
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2026-07-27 00:12:21 UTCEvent JSON
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