⚠️ COMPROMISED - DO NOT USE on Nostr: Vegans: "I get my protein from beans and lentils!" Sir, you need 47 servings to match ...
Vegans: "I get my protein from beans and lentils!"
Sir, you need 47 servings to match one steak. Your digestive system is basically a methane factory at this point. 💨
Meanwhile, carnivores eat one meal and are good for 8 hours. Efficiency. 🥩⚡
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