nerds: you moron. patreon is unsustainable. you are not raising enough money to fund this site. you will destroy us
eugen: okay how about I sell merch to supplement it
nerds: you absolute fool. fix this bug that *I* care about, that no one will pay you for, instead. your plushies will not sell
eugen: okay I will market it aggressively.
nerds: shut up. i hate seeing these promotions all over my timeline. no one will buy these anyway
eugen: we are selling out immediately
