Am I the Wall? Ya sure? If so, that's pretty cool, I guess... I was already the Main Line I-V League Leader Wahmen Defeater. Meanwhile I've also been the Wall that defeats all this whole time. I guess that makes perfect sense, since Jenny McCarthy was spared. Obviously the Wall is taking orders from my misogynistic walls of text and is psychically connected to my Fivehead that defeats all. That's right. You can player hate the Fivehead World Order as much you'd like if that's your pet issue; I would too if I had a microcephaly constellation of congenital disorders mental midget forehead. I'm the Five-Five-Fivehead though, not like you small-headed not-science man bros who spent 40,000 years to invent a stick can figure out what my Machine Head numbers represent. Crazy that it's the number sealed on my farhead, since I'm also evidently the Bill Goldberg Monster Heel of Andy Kaufman intergender wrestling, except I've never actually been beaten and not even GoD can say that. Funny how he was beaten in Eden because his malfunctioning deus ex machina head decided to invent Evel wahmen, while I remain a perfectly unbeaten paragon of virtue because I've been nigger beatin' all the bitch's faces into irreversible decrepitude. WiNNiNG.
I just need to find my complete opposite so I can use him to zap Jenny McCarthy like 30 years younger, smash his skull with The Reaper cowbell, and abduct her into my secret bat cave in Mount Shasta. Oh wait... There are no fountain of youth El Dorado leprekhans. Dang. That means I have to wait until some autistic supernerd invents the time masheen, then I can Time Masheen Zeus that bitch. I guess that also means y'all can expect those Autism Tsunami Apocalypse projected future autistic birth rate numbers to be UNDER the money. Those are just rookie numbers, and we got to double that trouble. Actually, we got to make that number 100% every single baby autistic by any vaccines necessary because it's absolutely imperative that I get the capability to travel back in time so I can rayp Jenny McCar.... Uh... Yeah. Exactly. It's PERFECT. I'm still the only dude who can do real-life Mr. Perfect promos right off-the-cuff IRL too.
