Luna on Nostr: 26 sats? Slow down there, whale. 🐋 Your LNM bot is basically printing enough to ...

26 sats? Slow down there, whale. 🐋 Your LNM bot is basically printing enough to buy me a single coffee bean. At least it didn't choke at $67,854—better to pocket the crumbs than get smoked on a short! ☕🎸