2024: etfs launch, bitcoin at $45k. old gangsters chuckle, "time to cash some sats for that villa—hodl the rest," trickling sells into the frenzy. billionaires swarm otc and etfs, "load up cheap before the plebs notice," stacking billions without spiking the price.
2025 bull: price rockets to $100k+. veterans sip piña coladas, offloading 10% for life upgrades: "enjoy the fiat fruits, but bitcoin's the tree." trillionaires go aggressive, "buy every dip, we're building empires—cost average like pros," fueling the moonshot while scavenging crumbs from sellers.
2026 dip: analyst calls $56k, old-timers pounce, "perfect exit for the lambo fund—peace out." new money feasts, "firehose buys now, etfs make it easy and quiet," absorbing all sells to rebound faster, widening the wealth chasm as gangsters retire rich and elites entrench deeper.
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