Greg Egan on Nostr: Doctor: I’m not sure what’s going on. Me: So, time to send Olivia Wilde and Kal ...
Doctor: I’m not sure what’s going on.
Me: So, time to send Olivia Wilde and Kal Penn to break into my house to search for drugs, toxins and mould, while gossiping about their colleagues’ sex lives?
Doctor: Nah. I think we’ll do a bone marrow biopsy.
Me: It was worth a try.
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