Matt Hamilton on Nostr: Economic depression pro tip: Increase the pressure of your tires to increase your ...
Economic depression pro tip:
Increase the pressure of your tires to increase your fuel efficiency. By inflating the tire, you decrease the size of the contact patch with the ground and increase the vehicle's efficiency in slamming you into oncoming traffic when your breaking distance is suddenly tripled. Following a head-on collision, if you're even alive, you won't care about the economic depression.
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