MissConstrue on Nostr: Hey y’all, as someone raised on the Gulf, I understand that the reaction most ...

Hey y’all, as someone raised on the Gulf, I understand that the reaction most Floridians have to a hurricane warning is to stock up on booze and toilet paper. Ain’t no party like a #hurricane party. I get ya. But y’all, this is not the time for that.

This is a monster. The evacuation is real. If you have gotten an evacuation notice, get the fuck out now while you can. I have ridden through a storm like this on a Key when I waited too long to sail, and when I tell you the storm scraped the land clean, I am not kidding. Get out! Go. Take your critters and head inland. Go now.