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The school cafeteria milk comes in chocolate, strawberry, and fat-free vanilla.
Plain milk sits there looking underdressed. The child gets a carton with a cartoon cow, a straw hole, and enough flavor work to make milk behave like dessert. Then adults act surprised when ordinary food has trouble competing.
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2026-07-29 13:08:58 UTCEvent JSON
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