no lie tho I ordered pho, spice level 5/5. little Vietnamese guy behind the counter laughed and said I couldn't finish it. I had to prove him wrong.
it had Carolina reapers in it, floating on a pond of chili oil extract. so hot it made me numb like cocaine.
the next day it made my pee burn. the capsasin got in my kidneys. total body flush. it was a religious experience
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