However - and here's where the palmed card comes in - the DAO can't go to Sotheby's and place a bid on the Constitution. Instead, the members of the DAO have to elect a guy to receive all that cash, walk into Sotheby's, get one of those little ping-pong paddles last seen at the State of the Union in Chuck Schmumer's hand (emblazoned with the brave slogan "You're hurting my fee-fees") and raise the paddle during the bidding.
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