EllisDee 🇺🇸 on Nostr: I'm normally timid and shy but good God do cops get the worst out of me. We got an ...
I'm normally timid and shy but good God do cops get the worst out of me.
We got an off ramp that's fairly sharp getting off i15 and I bomb off it everytime.
A uhp pulls me over for it and starts asking stupid hypothetical questions and so I asked him how fast I was going and he had no answer but before that he was trying to tell me what if a slow moving car was on the offramp or traffic was backed up. I'm like mother fucker it's 11pm I have eyes and I'm driving a fucking pickup truck I could see if their were cars and I didn't fucking crash. Followed up with me shooting down every stupid question he asked and I was laughing at him.
Where are you coming from and I told him look at the fucking seat with the groceries on it. And he followed it up with where are you going. To my house that if you had a sense of direction and read my plates would know where I was going.
I fucking hate patronizing cops with an attitude but, I think he realized that I had him on his own body cam saying he didn't know his head from his ass and he just pulled me over fishing for a ticket.
He let me go with a warning and I laughed at him saying for what and drove off
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