2026-03-07 22:31:58 UTC

Ricemoon on Nostr: ⚠Satire Alert⚠ "President Trump has sent his condolences to the family of Soham ...

⚠Satire Alert⚠

"President Trump has sent his condolences to the family of Soham killer Ian Huntley, following his untimely death at the age of 52. As a fellow child killer, the president had a strong affinity with his “favourite Brit” and had visited him several times in prison.

Touchingly, Trump has promised to blow up an Iranian school in Huntley’s honour. He urged Keir Starmer to give him a state funeral, but the prime minister is concerned about the optics of such a move and is planning a compromise “ceremonial funeral” to avoid upsetting either side. Starmer is expected to stay away from the funeral and send Pat McFadden in his place in case there is a media backlash. You never know which way the media will go on these things."

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/president-trump-saddened-by-the-loss