1. ASIC resistance means you have less hash security. OCEAN mining pools are a better system for mining decentralization
2. Layer 2 solutions solve on chain transaction fees and time
3. Nobody checks "tainted dollars" by looking at the serial number and checking whether it was used previously for an illicit transaction. Also Lightning Network sidesteps that issue as well
4. Nobody will know whose coins are who, pseudonymous
5. The 2140 fee transition is fantastic, miners will have more than enough time to adjust
Monero's "muh on chain privacy" meme is just that, a meme. I dare you to try and look up my bitcoin history on the blockchain right now, and prove that it belongs to me.
