Agreed on all points! If I MUST have a bread, it will be my modified version of 90 Second Bread. I tweaked it thus:
6 Tbsp almond flour
1 egg
1 Tbsp Bob's Red Mill egg replacer
2 Tbsp water (or broth, beer, juice, etc)
1 tsp baking powder
2 Tbsp fat (butter, oil, bacon grease, etc)
Salt, pepper, spices, and herbs to taste
Pour into 2 prepared custard cups. Microwave 2.5 minutes
7g carbs/serving (adjust if you use beer/juice for your liquid).
Commercial "keto bread" is gross.