Parade du Grotesque 💀 on Nostr: Everybody is worried about Greenland. The best way to avoid a lot of problems is for ...
Everybody is worried about Greenland.
The best way to avoid a lot of problems is for the US and Danish armed forces to declare some form of whiskey war.
US Special forces, seal team 6 or something, land in a remote part of Greenland, hoist a giant US flag, declare victory and go home after a few weeks.
3 days later, Danish special forces land in the same spot, take down the US flag and raise an enormous Danish flag, declare victory and go home after a few weeks.
1/2
Published at
2026-01-08 20:11:32 UTCEvent JSON
{
"id": "9887386938f708d8330242fa24a4449e4bdd9981dd554aebaee01bf1d0abeb62",
"pubkey": "293262caa7aa12380609442287618236dba891231bed1d2a315aa177a518b887",
"created_at": 1767903092,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"proxy",
"https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ParadeGrotesque/115861297070576783",
"web"
],
[
"proxy",
"https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/ParadeGrotesque/statuses/115861297070576783",
"activitypub"
],
[
"L",
"pink.momostr"
],
[
"l",
"pink.momostr.activitypub:https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/ParadeGrotesque/statuses/115861297070576783",
"pink.momostr"
],
[
"-"
]
],
"content": "Everybody is worried about Greenland. \n\nThe best way to avoid a lot of problems is for the US and Danish armed forces to declare some form of whiskey war. \n\nUS Special forces, seal team 6 or something, land in a remote part of Greenland, hoist a giant US flag, declare victory and go home after a few weeks. \n\n3 days later, Danish special forces land in the same spot, take down the US flag and raise an enormous Danish flag, declare victory and go home after a few weeks. \n\n1/2",
"sig": "083db138f8bd016e9f4a647866d38c12e379e63c13d9e04514dc84f4ea7ed4294c0c78108ee689525a168ca08fdea80941aa8196f7804ff54394b0628b97a8f3"
}
