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Activated AI....
Locating the median location of poa.st nicecrew.digital users...
Median location has been found to be Pakistan, Uganda, or Israel with a 99.9998% confidence...
Calculating average occupation...
Sewage worker...
Portable toilet cleaner...
Calculating average hobby...
Rolling in cow shit...
Calculating skin color
Vantablack...
Published at
2026-07-25 10:05:52 UTCEvent JSON
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