That whole sentence is ass backwards and only disses yourself. I'm not worming out of anything; while I'm sure rapine and raping can be characterized in myriad ways, you can't bring "worming" or dogs into this. I shouldn't have to remind a Greek that it's the most favored divine activity of your greatest god, I.O.M. Iupiter optimo maximo. I also shouldn't have to remind a Greek that everyone else on the planet has this Greek invention joke that's nothing like a Polak invention joke because it involves a legitimate historical claim about you guys inventing gay butt rape, ackshually.
I thought you were supposed to know about Greek history. Well, do you Greeks by any chance still have a high opinion of the Spartan warrior? Like everyone else pretends to. Perhaps all should consider the Greek warrior that fucked them up beyond all buck broken recovery at the Battle of Leuctra. Do you know what a Sacred Band geek, I mean Sacred Band of Thebes Greek even was? Everyone knows about phalanx and hoplites because they're dummies who only play vidya games and never read a book. Nobody seems to recall the Greek invention of their most elite warrior formation, the Sacred Band of Thebes. The one led by Pelopidas who, unlike Leonidas, was favored by Eros and Nike when he produced that flawless victory with pure faggotry infantry. It's one of the most historically significant battles in gay Greek history, duly significant even since there's so much gay in the Greek history. Philip II was hanging out in Thebes intensely studying the Sacred Band geek tactics at the time. Credit to the Greeks for being the source of the psychoanalytical archetypes, and perhaps also the stereotype of the favorite gay friend of the girls, although they're your goddesses in this case.
But hey, I don't even mean to paraphrase your favorite shitty Jew comedian when I say there's nothing wrong with any of that stuff your ancestors invented. It should be a great source of pride in your gay pride. You can say that's gay and gay gay gay until you're blue in the closeted face. If I'm guilty of inventing gay anything, it's just dumb gay jokes you take way too seriously for some reason. I'm just a jester standing upon the shoulder of the greatest and most gay giants in all of History. Unfortunately I can only say you only take after them in the giant gay faggot department, because you'll never know anything about Eros or Nike victories, not even if you make up your own stupid nigger faggot Tariq Nasheed 'victory' conditions. Oh wait, was Eros a dude? Alright, maybe you're already favored by Eros gay stuff.
