npub188…jglkl on Nostr: yes please, i want a system that does not work. yes, i'd like an underpowered machine ...

yes please, i want a system that does not work. yes, i'd like an underpowered machine that lags via ssh. i'd love some input lag too. please also make it run on a daemon that halts itself after 10 mins of usage. if possible, maybe add a kernel taint on the host too and permission errors at rumtime.