3 years later follow up:
- Still no covenants because maxis are idiots and can't come to agreement.
- Ark sucks ass because of that.
- Still no eltoo because maxis are idiots and can't come to agreement.
- Lightning is still a pain because of that.
- Maxi morons bickering over inconsequential bullshit like Bip 110 instead of discussing legitimate ways to improve Bitcoin as p2p money.
- Michael Saylor the moron now has major influence over protocol decisions and ossification is his goal because maxis are NgU addicts.
Maxis are fucking up Bitcoin.

