Silberengel on Nostr: I think anyone suing Cold Card has a good case, even merely based on the audits that ...
I think anyone suing Cold Card has a good case, even merely based on the audits that have already been performed.
There is nothing at all normal about how this stuff was built. Outrageous, irresponsible behavior and open contempt for the customers, IMO. Their best bet is probably to claim that they were all taking hallucinogenic drugs while working; _it is that bad_. And it just keeps getting worse.
Every time there is a scandal like this, I am left staring in shock at how bad it all is, as I can't imagine anyone actually being this grotesquely bad. It's completely outside my frame of reference.
**This is the shit you get when developers don't stay humble. This is the shit you get when nepotism is rife.**
I thought this would be true at the beginning, and was trying to be generous, as anyone can have a bug. But the software craftsmanship was incompetent on all levels:
* Starting from the management decision to get off open-source for the firmware,
* Using MicroPython wrapping to facilitate shitcoinery, which raised the complexity and added the faulty library to the stack,
* Falling back on a critical path, instead of throwing an error and breaking,
* And what has got to be encryption test cases so bad that they're going to end up in computer science textbooks under "What not to do."
I've been in software development since 1998 and I have **never ever** seen such poor software craftsmanship. Not industry-standard practice and arguably criminally negligible. If we did this in automotive, bioinformatics, or heavy industry, they would sue us into the ground and arrest the CEO.
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