Richard (Dick) Johnson on Nostr: My baby LOVES meat. Last night I was eating steak with my wife, and we usually have ...
My baby LOVES meat.
Last night I was eating steak with my wife, and we usually have the baby sitting in a chair on the table while we eat.
He just wouldn't relax. His face looked MISERABLE. I ask her, "he looks so miserable, do we need to change him?"
She says "I don't want to do it until after dinner, or I'll lose my appetite".
Ok, whatever, daddy to the rescue, let's go change him.
He's slightly wet, not what I expected. Put him back in his chair, he's immediately freaking out again.
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