Potential girlfriend:
"Wait, you drive a 22 year old car? "
"Yes, because the extra $500 a month over the past 10 years (when I paid it off) has allowed me to buy a house, which allowed me to funnel money into my great-grandchildren... ok.... bye I guess...."
Spouse:
"We have how much in fake internet money?!"
"XYZ, but I'm were up 200% from what we put in. "
"You know what, don't tell me. "
"OK, now if I die, I need you to know about keys"
"WTF"
dbow / Dav Bow
npub1x4…2rrm2
2026-02-01 15:59:18 CET
in reply to nevent1q…ze78
Author Public Key
npub1x4juk60h44hzg53vqgxz38kpzvht8vkr8rj5rdvv00hxxvp0fkmsu2rrm2Published at
2026-02-01 15:59:18 CETEvent JSON
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