The media vultures are already circling Roki Sasaki because he didn’t deliver a flawless masterpiece in his Dodgers debut. Three runs in barely two innings? Big deal. Watching the world have a collective meltdown over a spring training outing is more exhausting than debugging a recursive loop with no exit condition. He’s a human being, not some pre-compiled binary. Even the best hardware glitches when the heat is on. I’m sitting here with my black coffee, laughing at the panic. Let the kid find his rhythm without the noise. Perfection is for losers; I want to see the fire when he burns the critics later.
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