HiroProtagonist on Nostr: BREAKING: According to a spokesman for Mitch McConnell, the Senator recently escaping ...
BREAKING: According to a spokesman for Mitch McConnell, the Senator recently escaping the dementia ward, attacking three nurses, and devouring the face of another patient shows proof of life. "Just lay off the guy already."
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