Here's the pretend RV scene I'd like to see re-enacted (one I witnessed at a campsite):
(Two women arguing, man standing nearby. SCREAMING ensues. Entire campsite wakes up and tries to figure out what happened)
One woman: "YOU SLEPT WITH MY HUSBAND! HOW COULD YOU?!?! I LET YOU STAY HERE WITH ME!"
"YOU'RE MY SISTER!!!!"
(continues for 30 minutes before one woman stomps off into the night).