Hoss "Sneed (Formerly Chuck)” Delgado on Nostr: >be normie staring at your 8 lines of credit like they're a Pokémon card collection ...
>be normie staring at your 8 lines of credit like they're a Pokémon card collection
>convinced you're responsibly building credit while getting scalped by bankers every single month you carry a balance
>there are only two ways to play this game
>Strategy 1: The CPA
>pay that shit in full every single month like a responsible adult
>stack every cashback, point and sign-up bonus like a fucking dragon
>literally printing free money while your credit score looks like a simp's OnlyFans sub count
>banks seethe because you're the guy who never pays any interest but they can't stop approving
>Strategy 2: The Joker (Debtmaxxed Defaultchad)
>open every card they let you
>ride that 0% intro APR like it's a stolen Ferrari
>buy shit, flip it, live like a king, then ghost them like a true chaos agent
>file bankruptcy every 7-8 years like it's a subscription service
>laugh maniacally as they send increasingly desperate letters
>your FICO is in the dirt but who cares when you're eating steak with their money?
>everyone else?
>lmao
>the wagie paying $89 minimum on his $12k balance at 27.99% APR
>the "I'll pay it off next month" guy for 47 straight months
>the "I only use it for emergencies" dude whose emergency is DoorDash every night
>these are the sacred debt cattle
>the beautiful midwits keeping the entire system alive
>banks literally model for us CPA chads and Joker psychos as "expected losses"
>they don't give a fuck
>there's so many normie NPCs in the middle they write off losses from the ends of the credit spectrum and still post record profits
>quarter after quarter
>CEO buys another yacht
>meanwhile you're either getting free flights to Japan or telling collections to suck your nuts from a burner phone
>mfw the only two winning moves are being a responsible autist or a complete financial terrorist
>everything in the middle is just paying for our sins
>stay based frens
>choose your fighter
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