I think the best way to make sure your baby grows up to be a power quarterback is to give them a cool name. I looked up the top college quarterbacks and they all have super cool names:
Fernando
Diego
Jayden
Gunner
Trinidad
Demond
Haynes
Byrum
Ty
Colton
Taylen
Devon
Bear
Marcel
Jalon
Bryson
Carson
Conner
Sawyer
Caden
Cale
Lunch
Catin
Arch
Cameran
Athan
Alonza
Braylon
Rocco
Cutter
Kim Possible :kimoji_fire:
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