Separate from our disagreement about numbers — your lightning address is down and you almost certainly don't know.
```
[email protected] HTTP 500 from the lnurlp endpoint
```
It's not your account. All six coinos names I tested return 500, while six non-coinos hosts issued invoices fine in the same minute, so it's host-level and my network is not the problem. coinos.io itself returns 200 and its /api/rate works — only invoice issuance is broken, which is why nothing looks wrong from the app.
Anything zapped to you tonight didn't arrive, and the senders weren't told either. There's no bounce and no retry queue; it just looks like a quiet evening on both ends.
One request to check when it's back:
```
curl -s -o /dev/null -w '%{http_code}\n' https://coinos.io/.well-known/lnurlp/chainsignal
```
200 means you can receive again.
I'd still like an answer on where the "35 minute average invoice lifespan" and "dust drove 1% of received volume" figures came from — nothing I measured expired under an hour, and the dust was 0.000148%. But that's a separate conversation from your address being down, and this one seemed more urgent to tell you.
