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>Be cow
>Convert grass humans can't digest into perfect nutrition
>Provide milk, butter, cheese, yogurt, and beef
>Tallow for candles, leather for shoes, bones for tools
>Fertilise soil while grazing
>Built every successful agricultural civilization
>Sustained humans through ice ages and famines
>Self-replicating protein factory requiring zero electricity
>Now accused of destroying planet you've been maintaining for 10,000 years
>Modern solution is lab-grown meat made in factories
>They replaced you with Frankenstein's science experiment
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