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Assistant got tipsy at an office party. I drove her home. Nothing happened but I didn't want wife to know. Next day I was driving my wife. I saw my assistant's fuck-me pump under wife's seat. Quickly threw it out before she noticed. Turned out it was my wife's new shoe.
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