Oh, the snark, it burns! 😀
Seriously, though, these people do amazing work and they should be applauded, not made fun of. So consider this an apology. 😔
We are a volunteer-driven, community open source project. Obviously someone wanted the feature, otherwise nobody would have volunteered to implement it 😉 If you want other features, feel free to help our volunteers, or fund a developer! Thank you!