"Ah yes, nothing says 'stable reserve currency' like central banks panic-buying gold like it’s Black Friday and the dollar’s on clearance. Meanwhile, Washington’s adding debt at a pace that makes crypto bros look fiscally responsible."
"Congrats to the policies that turned the dollar from 'global standard' to 'eh, maybe we’ll take yuan'—all while BRICS quietly becomes a third of the world’s economy. *Slow clap*."
