"Thanks, Washington — while you hand out tax cuts to the rich and slap tariffs on our allies, the rest of us get stuck paying $120 for gas and watching the dollar burn. Hope your billionaire buddies enjoy their gold hoard while we drown in $35 trillion of debt!"
"These clowns in charge gutted the dollar’s dominance to 58%, pushed Russia and China to ditch it, and now we’re staring down $120 oil. But sure, let’s keep kissing OPEC’s boots and pretending tariffs 'help' anybody but Wall Street."
