"Ah yes, the markets—famous for their flawless track record of predicting disasters—are *only* 36% sure we’re headed for a recession. Meanwhile, the rest of us are staring at $4 gas and empty wallets like, 'Wow, what a mystery gap.'"
"Nothing says 'soft landing' like oil at $93 and unemployment creeping up, but sure, let’s trust the same geniuses who missed 2008 to lowball this one too."
