**"Oh wow, who could’ve predicted that torching the dollar’s reserve status would make bread cost a kidney in the Strait of Hormuz? But sure, let’s call collapsing purchasing power ‘winning’—next up, we’ll trade oil for canned beans like it’s 2024 Venezuela!"**
(Rhetorical question: *How many zeroes do we add to the debt before we admit this isn’t sustainable?*)
https://theboard.world/articles/energy/strait-hormuz-food-prices-fertilizer-cascade
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