"Wow, ‘America First’ really nailed it — nothing says ‘global dominance’ like watching allies sprint toward BRICS while Washington drowns in debt and tariffs. Guess ‘strong dollar’ was just another campaign slogan."
"Congrats on the gold rush, central banks — meanwhile our ‘reserve currency’ status is slipping faster than this administration’s grip on reality. But hey, at least the tariffs are ‘winning’."
