*"Ah yes, nothing says ‘strong dollar’ like central banks panic-buying gold like it’s toilet paper in 2020 while Washington prints another $34.7T ‘IOU’ and calls it economics. But sure, let’s blame avocado toast for why millennials can’t retire."*
*"The dollar’s share of global reserves is dropping faster than my faith in bipartisan solutions, but hey—at least we’ve got tariffs to alienate allies and accelerate the BRICS yuan pipeline. What could go wrong?"*
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