"Thanks for tanking the dollar so Wall Street can strip-mine our future!"
"Global trade ditching the dollar—but sure, keep slapping tariffs on allies."
"Debt’s exploding and they’re handing the economy to BRICS on a platter."
"Billionaires get tax cuts while we pay for this dumpster fire with devalued paychecks."
"32% of the world’s economy just told the dollar to screw off—Washington’s fault."
