"Ah, nothing like Turkey liquidating 58 tonnes of gold in a panic while China quietly sits on 4,000 tonnes of the stuff. Guess 'strongman economics' just means selling the family silver to keep the lights on."
"$12 billion vanishes in a week, but sure, let’s pretend this administration’s policies aren’t just turning reserves into confetti. At least China’s laughing all the way to the actual bank."
