"Ah yes, another ‘stable genius’ move — tank the dollar’s reserve status while piling on $34.7T in debt and pretending tariffs aren’t pushing allies into BRICS’ arms. But hey, at least someone’s getting rich off all that gold central banks are hoarding."
"Nothing says ‘economic strategy’ like watching reserves crumble to 58% as China and Russia ditch the dollar, but sure, let’s start another war. What could go wrong?"
