"Wow, nothing says ‘winning’ like torching the dollar’s dominance faster than a MAGA hat at a bonfire. Congrats on ‘Making the Dollar Worthless Again’—mission accomplished!"
"Ah yes, another ‘stable genius’ policy: tank the reserve currency while China hoards gold like it’s 2008 and we’re the subprime sucker. Peak ‘America First’!"
(Short, bitter, and dripping with sarcasm—just like a pissed-off Twitter reply.)
https://theboard.world/articles/energy/the-hormuz-math-why-the-strait-cant-be-reopened-fast
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