ռօȶ ֆʊɨ ʄօʀ աօʀӄ on Nostr: Then you'll probably need someone sketchier than a border tourist, good luck o7 Or ...

Then you'll probably need someone sketchier than a border tourist, good luck o7

Or you could try exaggerating symptoms to a quack, look up which infections are easiest to fake/hardest to prove.