🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄) on Nostr: Some days you're in the mood for pizza. Pizza is better with friends, so you invite a ...

Some days you're in the mood for pizza.

Pizza is better with friends, so you invite a friend over and you have pizza together.

Turns out your friend is really excited about pizza, and they drop by the next day with a fresh pineapple, ready for some more pizza with you.

That weirds you out a bit, and you've had enough pizza for the time being, so you say you're not in the mood for it.

Your friend feels disappointed, maybe even rejected. They don't understand how you could turn down pizza.

You let them know you'd be happy to have something else, like tacos for instance, but they had their heart set on pizza and keep bringing it up. Perhaps they even get kinda mad—after all, "they brought a whole fucking pineapple over!"

You ask them to leave. Not because you don't like them, but because they weren't respecting you. You think "if they act like this over pizza, how would they act if you'd had something intimate together, like ice cream?"

#NotActuallyAboutPizza